Sparkle Farts Meets Fred

Sparkle Farts: Hey. What’s up?

Fred Rogers: Sup?

SF: Ok. Let’s jump right in…Tell me about yourself:

FR: I’m originally from Tennessee. I like long walks, short stories and mid century modern furniture…Short legs make it so much easier to jump up and down. I’m a working dog, and my friends call me Mr. Mustache. 

SF: Mr. Mustache?

FR: Yeah, I got a bad haircut from a drunk vet. 

SF: I “hair” you…These things happen. We won’t pour salt on that wound.

So what are you into these days?

FR: Well, this cold weather can suck my hairy feet, but even more when someone steals your sweater. I gotta say I’ve been just trying to keep myself entertained when I’m stuck inside. You know my Dad, right?

SF: Of course.

FR: Well, I’ve been waking this happy idiot up at like 6am by jumping on his face…it’s hilarious. 

SF: Sounds like fun.

FR: The best part, when I lick him in the face he doesn’t even know that I just finished licking my butt.

SF: That is funny. Let’s switch gears…What are you playing on repeat at the house?

FR: You can always find Post Malone at the top of my playlist, but guilty pleasure…Doja Cat! I can’t get enough. Need to Know, Kiss Me More, You Right, Women…I love it all.   

SF: Nice! Ok, we are a little short on time, so last question…Who you got in the game tonight?

FR: I’ve got to be down with “Who Dey” tonight. Too good of a story to not get behind it. 

SF: I get that, but I’ve got to pull for my cousins The Rams. You want to throw down a little side bet.

FR: No thanks, I’ve got a little gambling addiction that I’m working on. 

SF: Ok, well we will just kill it there. Thanks for stopping by and chatting with us today!

FR: My pleasure. Thanks for having me. 

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Gayle Rogers

Founder & CEO @ Atomic. I'm your guy! I'm responsible for helping businesses solve problems and create epic growth. I'm lucky enough to be married to a woman that is out of my league, and have three amazingly persistent children. If I'm not doing research, increasing ROI, or learning something new, you may find me on the back of a mountain bike or enjoying an IPA.



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